Health Humor

22-Dec-2010

Marry: Doctor, my sister thinks that she is a lift.
Doctor: Bring her in.
Romi: I cannot
Doctor: Why so?
Marry: Because she does not stop at this floor.

8-Dec-2010

A fat lady: Give me some advice that can reduce my weight.
Health expert: Ok!  You must move your head to the right and the left at a
particular time.
Fat lady: At which particular time?
Health expert: Whenever anybody asks you to eat.

30-Nov-2010

Patient: Doctor, my daughter has swallowed a pen. What can I do?
Doctor: Use a pencil till I come to see her.

16-Nov-2010

Doctor: What seems to be your trouble?
Lady: When I get up I feel dizzy for two hours.
Doctor: Try getting up two hours later.

1-Nov-2010

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him.
Doctor: They are for you.

12-Oct-2010

Patient: Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?
Patient: What problem?

23-Sep-2010

“Funny Diet Excuses”

1. It was my birthday, so I have eaten the whole cake.
2. Chocolates have many preservatives and preservatives makes me look younger.
3. Broken biscuits have no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie escape.

15-Sep-2010

“Doctor: Run 8 kms a day for 300 days, you will lose 34 kgs.
After 300 days, Patient called doctor I have lost weight, but I am 2400 kms from home. ”

07-Sep-2010

Patient:  I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Patient: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Patient: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

27-Aug-2010

Diet & Exercise: Two Overweight Women were talking:- “I’ve got an idea” said one. “Let’s flip a coin. If it lands on heads, we’ll go to eat a cheeseburger. If it lands on tails, we’ll go for a pizza. And if it lands on its side, we’ll go to the gym to work out.

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